Head Lice

I’m Larry, and I am a species of head lice. I am about the size of a sesame seed, and I am tan, brown, or grey in color. Some people even mistake me as dandruff, which is extremely rude, but I get them back. I am often found attacking a persons head, I am usually hanging out behind ears, under a ponytail, and at the nape of the neck. My favorite food is human blood from the scalp. My job is to infest 6-12 million people a year, and thanks to preschoolers always wanting to touch and share things with each other, I can make it happen. People try to stop me with there clean freak ideas, but I always find a way in. I usually sneak in on some ones hat, and as soon as they hang it up on the clothes rack I jump to the next one. My favorite way to spread is when I get invited to a sleep over. Nothing better than 4 our more heads to latch on too and breed lice babies. My wife and I love crashing parties. 😉 The worst part of being a head louse, is when people realize the have you and the parties over. Humans start to comb and wash there hair like ten times a day, it is so annoying, and they call us a nuisance! After that happens we usually have to say good bye to our lice family and move on, I start crying my eyes out every single time. It is just so emotional…. 🙁  Anyway when we enter your neighborhood you better watch out. We are always looking for a new home… HA HA HA HA!!!!

-Larry

My family!!!!!